May 2009
273 posts
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WatchJake and Amir: Swine Flu
my mom just made my dad come upstairs from the...
bribrix3:
when he got upstairs and saw i was just sitting here on the computer he gave me a glare.
i told him “i would do it myself, but my hairs still wet and i don’t wanna catch swine flu.”
love you, dad.
Well APPARENTLY someone on my floor has the swine...
quetard:
thanks for informing me now, instead of a week ago when it happened. dumb asses.
suckmeoff:
So yeah, I was like ill and stuff yesterday and the day before. Everyone told me I had swine flu. But I didn’t, so it’s okay. (:
Oink
notthatkindagay:
Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m the first tumblr w/ swine flu. Something hit me mid-afternoon. Now I have a sore throat, sneezes, a runny nose, headache, and a curly tail. Also, I had bacon at breakfast this morning, so, I’m pretty much dead.
My roommate inherits all my possessions*.
*Except for my debt. That goes to the government. I SAID IT, IT’S BINDING!
Rude.
rentedsurroundings:
I collected a script at the pharmacy. I was waiting in line, and this old hack pushed in-front of me. I wish I had of said something. She asked for “masks”. Whatever it is you are shielding yourself from, I hope you fucking die you HACK.
“Take a nap. Watch some soaps. Log on to ManHunt…”
– My boss, giving directions for my swine flu recovery.
I immediatly responded “What’s ‘ManHunt’?”
(via notthatkindagay)
Swine Flu
sweetpeabanana:
Though I will never get up on a pulpit and tell people to freely eat pork (NOT a fan), I would like to defend the little piggies and make sure you all know that you cannot get swine flu from eating pig. (You can get other things, but not swine flu.) Here is what the CDC has to say about it:
“Swine influenza viruses are not spread by food. You cannot get swine influenza from...
“Holding “swine flu parties” or otherwise deliberately trying to get infected...”
– Swine Flu Cases Worldwide Exceed 2,300 - NYTimes.com
i may or may not have been followed by someone...
folkinz:
so this guy was at the train station and was doing push-ups, seriously…and so i was staring at him cause i was sure swine flu or the bubonic plague was about to leap into his mouth…anyway, the train comes and i get off at my stop and start walking down the street and who do i see behind me? right…that guy again…i start to walk faster, but then i see he stops & starts boxing with a...
Hey did you guys hear about this swine flu thing?
littleorphanammo:
All news, everywhere, is about this swine flu. Or FAQ’s about the swine flu. Or maps about the swine flu. Or the morbid reminiscing about Swine Flu ‘76 (which I’m thinking of making into a t-shirt. Because what the world needs more than more news on swine flu is more ironic t-shirts.)
Did you know a very, very nasty cult leader escaped, from a French jail on an island...
The girl that lives two doors down from me has the...
quetard:
lol. some drew a pig with wings and put it on her door, even though shes not there shes in ~isolation
Dear Swine Flu,
sisterpearl:
Your timing could not have been worse. Thanks to you, the U.S. government has suspended issuing travel visas to visitors from South America. Which means that my mother-in-law had to cancel her plans to come visit us this summer. Which means that now my husband is moping around the house because he misses his mom like crazy and now he won’t get to see her. Which means I have to deal...
My mom just sent me an empty forward email thing...
cheezybeezyaintsneezyfosheezy:
OMFG.
I can’t fucking escape. I swear to God.
“MR. FORD: Swine flu very much.”
– Gerald Ford, concluding the first debate with Jimmy Carter in Donald Barthelme’s 1976 retelling of the event, as published in The New Yorker. Read that in your best Gerald Ford voice. Every time I hear the phrase “swine flu” I think of Gerald Ford thanking you. (via southtwelfth)
“Will the SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC hurt X-Men Origins: Wolverine at the box office in...”
– Swine flu: the real victims | The Awl (via themaykazine)
