SatMay 9th
Oink
Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m the first tumblr w/ swine flu. Something hit me mid-afternoon. Now I have a sore throat, sneezes, a runny nose, headache, and a curly tail. Also, I had bacon at breakfast this morning, so, I’m pretty much dead.
My roommate inherits all my possessions*.
*Except for my debt. That goes to the government. I SAID IT, IT’S BINDING!
